AlantheBOX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Our NEW EXPENSIVE Studio!]

hey, tell that therapy horse to send over his resume!

[i'm motion (dog mind)]

bestlocalteenyet.exe

[Top 5]

stupid triptank didn't accept any of my stupid pitches stupid jerks!

[Malia's Poem]

whoa! this might be my favorite cartoon of yours yet, after allllllllllll these years. I even had to tell Gail to turn down "Maid in Manhattan" so I could hear it!

[After Work]

what was on the radio!?!

well congratulations, sir (on the frontpage/neato cartoon). soooooooooooooooo... anything planned for your NEXT release?!

Gobi responds:

some bloke name AlantheBOX did the radio bit . I didn't really want him to , but he begged and begged and finally I just " you know what ? FINE ! If it'll make you stfu " and so he did some improving which turned out to be pretty funny . Why do you ask ?

[Monters in the Cake]

like a soap opera or a dream or a birthday or...

i'm not sure why exactly i liked this so much... maybe it was the sheer size of the cake, or the way the characters threw themselves (without apparent fear of injury) wherever they pleased... whatever the case, nothing really made sense and i think that was this movie's saving grace.

it all came together just fine.

[This is Karen]

i am over 20 years of age

not a cartoon for people who like xena or hercules (starring kevin sorbo).

[Big city dropout]

getting your kid kidnapped: priceless

i think this is a chilling portrayal of the american park system, a system full of marauders who know nothing of love or family, only marauding.

how do i know it was the AMERICAN park system? because of the hot air balloon of course. it was symbolism, referring to the necessity we, as a nation, seem to place in useless devices, devices which clutter our lives, and ultimately, lead to our downfall.

you are the new newt gingrich.

TheMeEvan responds:

See, as i say over and over, alanthebox is a artist, who knows his art. he got it dead on ,THANK YOU

[SEPTEMBER]

the greatest

alright, i've been in film school for 4 years now, and the editing in this was ridiculously better then 99% of the stuff by my classmates (some of whom are in their 30's). the editing was really inventive. the strange break towards the end of the song was perfect. the whole thing is insanely funny. INSANELY FUNNY. insanely doesn't even look right capitalized. it looks like a totally different word, doesn't it.

dookiemoole responds:

thanks a lot! i'm actuaklly thinking of becoming a director but this isn't the kind of stuff i would call professional

[June Gloom Part 3]

bizarre charm

it has this strange charming quality... it's hard to put your finger on it... but it carries the movie past its noticable lack of animation which most people have complained about, but i had no problem with. the lack of movement gave me a chance to really listen and digest the dialogue (which was brilliant, by the way).
i'm a huge fan of free flowing random conversations. they hint on themes and ideas, and kind of suggest the endless possibilities of human interaction.

this is a hilarious movie, but definitely not meant for the bulk of newgrounds users (sadly).